Ok, Florida, that's enough. Go to your room and think about this nonsense.

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 06/22/2019 at 09:32 • Filed to: None

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Miami Herald: An accused burglar threw his own feces at a Miami judge. Then, the jury acquitted him.

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If Johnnie Cochran was still with us, he would no doubt insist that “It’s protein! It’s good for you!” go down in legal history  with “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit." A tactical masterstroke before a Florida jury that brought home the win.

pip bip - choose Corrour > ImmoralMinority 06/22/2019 at 09:37

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*insert B ugs B unny cutting off Florida gif*

WilliamsSW > ImmoralMinority 06/22/2019 at 09:41

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“ Florida”

“ think”

Yeah, sorry, those words just don’t belong together. 

PS9 > ImmoralMinority 06/22/2019 at 09:44

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He also ate some of the feces, witnesses said.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ImmoralMinority 06/22/2019 at 09:49

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From the same article:

https://youtu.be/KEx8WBj0MJw

ranwhenparked > ImmoralMinority 06/22/2019 at 10:07

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Maybe he was trying to lay the groundwork for an insanity plea if the original trial didn’t go his way?

BaconSandwich is tasty. > WilliamsSW 06/22/2019 at 10:39

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Unless it’s “Don’t ever think about moving to Florida".

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > ImmoralMinority 06/22/2019 at 12:04

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I’ve heard of the Chewbacca defense, I’ve seen things in high end divorces argue things in court that both sides should say “Maybe we shouldn’t bring that up” but I’ve never heard of the thrown feces defense.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > ImmoralMinority 06/22/2019 at 12:37

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If the shit don’t hit , you must acquit.